I'm generally confused most of the time. Like a sloth. I can do that. Makes me a … scientist. I love Halloween. The one time of year when everyone wears a mask … not just me. Cops, another community I'm not part of.
I'm partial to air conditioning. Finding a needle in a haystack isn't hard when every straw is computerized. I am not a killer. I've lived in darkness a long time. Over the years my eyes adjusted until the dark became my world and I could see.
I feel like a jigsaw puzzle missing a piece. And I'm not even sure what the picture should be. I think he's got a crush on you, Dex! This man is a knight in shining armor. I'm generally confused most of the time. I'm really more an apartment person. You look…perfect.
You look…perfect. I like seafood. I like seafood. Rorschach would say you have a hard time relating to others.
You all right, Dexter? Rorschach would say you have a hard time relating to others. Under normal circumstances, I'd take that as a compliment. This man is a knight in shining armor. I'm thinking two circus clowns dancing. You?
Makes me a … scientist. Tell him time is of the essence. I'm not the monster he wants me to be. So I'm neither man nor beast. I'm something new entirely. With my own set of rules. I'm Dexter. Boo. I'm Dexter, and I'm not sure what I am.
Star wars ipsum
Dantooine. They're on Dantooine. Leave that to me. Send a distress signal, and inform the Senate that all on board were killed. I find your lack of faith disturbing.
He is here. Look, I ain't in this for your revolution, and I'm not in it for you, Princess. I expect to be well paid. I'm in it for the money. I need your help, Luke. She needs your help. I'm getting too old for this sort of thing.
Don't underestimate the Force. I suggest you try it again, Luke. This time, let go your conscious self and act on instinct. Ye-ha!
I'm surprised you had the courage to take the responsibility yourself. Look, I ain't in this for your revolution, and I'm not in it for you, Princess. I expect to be well paid. I'm in it for the money. Alderaan? I'm not going to Alderaan. I've got to go home. It's late, I'm in for it as it is.
I'm surprised you had the courage to take the responsibility yourself. The Force is strong with this one. I have you now. Leave that to me. Send a distress signal, and inform the Senate that all on board were killed. You're all clear, kid. Let's blow this thing and go home! Look, I can take you as far as Anchorhead. You can get a transport there to Mos Eisley or wherever you're going. Look, I ain't in this for your revolution, and I'm not in it for you, Princess. I expect to be well paid. I'm in it for the money.
Don't act so surprised, Your Highness. You weren't on any mercy mission this time. Several transmissions were beamed to this ship by Rebel spies. I want to know what happened to the plans they sent you. Obi-Wan is here. The Force is with him. Ye-ha! You are a part of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor! Take her away! Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other. I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen anything to make me believe there's one all-powerful Force controlling everything. There's no mystical energy field that controls my destiny. It's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense.
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Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen. Uh, no, they're saying "Boo-urns, Boo-urns." Yes! I am a citizen! Now which way to the welfare office? I'm kidding, I'm kidding. I work, I work. When I held that gun in my hand, I felt a surge of power…like God must feel when he's holding a gun. Ahoy hoy?
Look out, Itchy! He's Irish! You don't like your job, you don't strike. You go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way. Save me, Jeebus. Oh, a *sarcasm* detector. Oh, that's a *really* useful invention! I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman. Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals…except the weasel.
Well, he's kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace "accidentally" with "repeatedly" and replace "dog" with "son." Uh, no, you got the wrong number. This is 9-1…2. Our differences are only skin deep, but our sames go down to the bone. Books are useless! I only ever read one book, "To Kill A Mockingbird," and it gave me absolutely no insight on how to kill mockingbirds! Sure it taught me not to judge a man by the color of his skin…but what good does *that* do me?
Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try. Donuts. Is there anything they can't do? I can't go to juvie. They use guys like me as currency. I don't like being outdoors, Smithers. For one thing, there's too many fat children. I'm a Spalding Gray in a Rick Dees world. Shoplifting is a victimless crime. Like punching someone in the dark.